When humanity is threatened only the super powered might of the Toronto Maple Leafs can be counted on to save the day. As the days start to get longer the Maple Leafs start to focus on their true goal. The only thing that can get in their way is themselves.

Justin Holl approaches the young goblin girl carefully. The Toronto Maple Leaf has been called into active duty out of necessity but still hopes to make the most of his opportunity. He has been calm, he has been focused, just like the coaches want him to be. But the little goblin girl is crying. She stands in the middle of the street wearing rags and ill fitting armour.

Justin can’t help but pity the poor thing. Who could expect such a pitiful creature to fight? Justin reaches into a pouch and pulls out some Toronto Maple Leaf carrot cake. It is still moist, and less smooshed then you might expect given all the time it spent in a pouch. The frail little goblin holds back her tears and sniffs at Justin’s outstretched hand. She looks him in the eye and grins a toothy, crooked grin. Then she kicks him in the balls hard enough that Justin blacks out.