When humanity is threatened only the super powered might of the Toronto Maple Leafs can be counted on to save the day. As the days start to get longer the Maple Leafs start to focus on their true goal. The only thing that can get in their way is themselves.

Tyler Ennis strains against the thick hemp rope that holds him tight against the lamp post. It is no use, the Toronto Maple Leaf is tied tight. A roundhouse kick connects with his nose , snapping his head back hard into the post. Tyler spits blood and laughs as another kick slams into his face. The kicks are being delivered by a pair of skeletal ninjas under the control of a wicked necromancer. The captured Leaf will become his prized undead champion but only after he is broken, a process which is taking a little more time than he expected.

Suddenly a gale force wind sends the ninja skeletons clattering against a wall. The necromancer turns to face the winds and tries to throw up a magical shield but is cut in half before his magic can manifest. Ottawa Senators hero Thomas Chabot steps past the cloven corpse.

“It’s okay, you’re safe now.” Thomas says as he cuts the Leaf free. “Where’s the rest of your team?”

“They’re around.” Tyler says with a sigh. “We’re just looking for ways to pass the time is all. I thought I would practice getting kicked in the face. Whatever, thanks.”