When humanity is threatened only the super powered might of the Toronto Maple Leafs can be counted on to save the day. On the dark side of our planets moon a threat is once again stirring. The Silver Chalice has been awakened once more, and it thirsts for blood. Sixteen teams of mighty heroes have been called upon to fend off entire armies of brutal aliens. Sixteen have been selected, but only one shall be victorious. And this year it is the Leafs who will drink from the Silver Chalice. #iBLeaf
Zach Hyman removes the head from the first alien in the cave. Andreas Johnsson impales the second and third. Tyler Ennis grows to full size in the midst of the horde and eviscerates three aliens before shrinking back to his microscopic size before they can react. Connor Brown stays back, his spear lashing out at any and all aliens that push in to threaten his teammates.
The Toronto Maple Leafs were fighting in this cave out of necessity. The swarms of alien warriors rampaging across the lunar plains inspired a tactical defensive position. For days now the Leafs have been exploring a convenient system of tunnels and caves that runs deep, maybe even to the heart of the moon. The aliens seem oblivious to the existence of the caves, or at least they had seemed to be. Now they were pushing far into the tunnels. Not that the Leafs has any specific claim on these tunnels but they are taking the assault personally.
It takes about five solid minutes of hard fighting but the Leafs destroy the alien column. They take a short rest, regrouping and planning their next move. The goal is to locate and destroy the seven alien commanders that drive the hordes. The Leafs have taken the heads of two. Their rivals, the dirty Boston Bruins, have one. Whoever takes the next head will dictate the remainder of the contest. Eventually the group decides to head out topside to survey the situation.
Just as the Leafs reach the mouth of the cave there is a shuffle of stones behind them. Turning to face the new threat the Leafs are surprised by Patrice Bergeron. The dirty Bruins hero has been in a fight, he bears many gashes and burns, each step seems an agony but he is unbowed. In his left hand he holds a golden helmet, filled with the head of an alien commander. Two all.