When humanity is threatened only the super powered might of the Toronto Maple Leafs can be counted on to save the day. On the dark side of our planets moon a threat is once again stirring. The Silver Chalice has been awakened once more, and it thirsts for blood. Sixteen teams of mighty heroes have been called upon to fend off entire armies of brutal aliens. Sixteen have been selected, but only one shall be victorious. And this year it is the Leafs who will drink from the Silver Chalice. #iBLeaf  

Freddy Andersen and Tuuka Radko sit facing each other, naked and sweating. The two powerful mages have been working hard to help their teammates, the the Toronto Maple Leafs and dirty Boston Bruins. When the heroes first crash landed on the moon the wizards worked to disrupt the magic of their alien enemies. After that initial conflict the two sides had settled into a kind of a rhythm. The alien army was massive and endless patrols swept across the moon seeking to destroy any heroes they could find. Outnumbered but far from alone, the heroes have been crawling across the landscape, seeking out the alien commanders and avoiding the patrols.

When the battle started there were seven commanders. Now only two remain. If Freddy can help his Leafs find a fourth head then this round of competition ends. Tuuka needs to lead his dirty Bruins to a third head or else they will be sent home.

Although they are rivals the wizards understand that they are stronger when they work together. Both will do their best and hope their team can get the job done. Freddy has devised a ritual that will not only locate the targets but also make them shine like a beacon for all to see. It is a demanding ritual but it is almost complete. Tuuka has been doing his part to perfection, mostly, there was one part where he was supposed to say three, four times. Instead he got confused and said four, three times, but Freddy didn’t seem to notice. After nearly a full day of casting the ritual is complete.

There is a whoosh and a blinding flash and Tuuka feels something heavy land in his lap. He opens his eyes to see the head of an alien commander, still in it’s golden helmet, simply landed in his lap.

Freddy is speechless. Three all… one last throw remains for all the glory.

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